BREAKING NEWS!
A vandal wreaked havoc at the job site, in Cornwall, Ontario on Friday, March 29th, 2012. Shortly
after the pump truck drove off, leaving the fresh cement nestled in its forms
to harden in peace, a cloaked figure pulled up in his ’73 Eldorado ready for an
afternoon of debauchery. (Okay… it might have been a skateboard.) The
trespasser scrawled what is assumed to be some top-secret gangster lingo (or
his name…) on the surface of the foundation, “Alex Lalond,” stopping only once
to use the rental port-a-potty. Like all too many, this tragic tale has an
ironic twist:
“I asked (my partner) Alex (Powell) to write our names in
the foundation after they finished up for the day,” said a shaken Leclerc,
“thanks to the neighbourhood ruffian, at least one of our names will be
engraved in the groundwork of the house for eternity!”
Powell was actually a prime suspect in the case on the basis
of sloppy handwriting and well, being named Alex, but has since been dismissed.
Authorities are still unsure if Alex Lalond had an accomplice, or if he worked
alone.
Chester Leclerc Ltd. was unavailable to comment at the time,
but it is expected that the project will proceed as planned on Monday and that
Powell will be promoted from “hey you, pass me that” to “look out” guy.
LOL
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